Goatees

Goatees are so passe

Everyone’s got em on

I got one on too on my face

Just cuz u like me to wear it on

It irritates my face

It has got a bad taste

Why cannot not

I Shave it off ?

Do I stop u from shaving

Ur facial hair

My dear

If I don’t

Then understand

And let me shave my face off

I am not from Karachi

I am not on TV

And I do not go to GTs

Covered by Sunday Times

Or FT

even

I am a crude Punjabi boy

Who would like to be rude with you

Be good with you

Have food with you

Be lewd with you

But most of all

I would like to shave this goatee off