Instructions
to those befuddled in relationships
And
donŐt drown her with details
And
emphasise information
Make
diagrams, if necessary
And
for god sake,
Be
logical.
Tell
her if it hurts
That
it doesnŐt bend that way
It
will break
Know
that they are not knobs
To
twirl
But
a person is attached to them
And
sometimes it does help
To
lie
And
let sleeping dogs and all
And
sometimes to take a no
But
mostly learn to crawl
And
not mind it
If
she has lost a thought
Make
an effort to find it
Four
play
Warm
up before you go
And
do not for the life of me
Tell
her ÔI told you soŐ
Tell
her she is a strong independent woman
Tell
her there is one inside you too
Your
feminine side
Fake
to cry
If
you canŐt at the movies
Bend
over and wet your eyes
With
saliva if need be
Make
sure you are not mememe
And
tell her she can be
All
that she wants to be
But
make sure she doesnŐt get there
Are
you kidding me?
If
she gets somewhere
She
will leave you behind
And
all these followed instructions
Would
then have been a waste of time.